Bryan Kohberger’s Love Life Takes a Detour: No Tinder in Prison!

In a surprising twist for Bryan Kohberger, the infamous figure won’t be able to swipe right or left in prison as he’s been banned from using dating apps. While he can fire off emails and reconnect with the outside world, love isn’t in the air—at least not in the romantic sense. The Idaho Department of Corrections has made it clear: Kohberger’s online dating days are over. But hey, who needs Tinder when you can send charming emails instead?

What’s the deal here? Kohberger can buy tablets and access various apps, like music and podcasts, all while avoiding the comfort of dating apps that might stir up his unsettled past. Remember those creepy questions he fired at his Tinder match? Sounds like the prison’s trying to keep the peace by limiting romantic interactions. Perhaps they’ve cracked the case that too much dating talk could lead to complications in an already stressful environment.

In the end, with no conjugal visits and a ton of new rules, Kohberger’s romantic pursuits are on a strict timeout. It’s safe to say his love life will remain as thrilling as prison food. What do you think? Is it fair for inmates to have restricted access to dating apps, even if they’re not the best at finding love?

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