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The latest buzz from the FBI suggests it’s no longer just about secrets and whispers. Under the leadership of Kash Patel, lie detectors are now being wielded like political swords, all in an effort to root out anyone who dares to criticize the top brass. Yes, you heard that right—the FBI is looking for loyalists through polygraphs instead of focusing on the important work of upholding the law and the Constitution. Sounds like a plot twist in a spy thriller, doesn’t it?
But wait, there’s more! As if that wasn’t eyebrow-raising enough, President Donald Trump is escalating trade tensions with Canada, threatening to impose a whopping 35 percent tariff. He’s switched his angle from dealing with fentanyl to alleging unfair trade practices—it’s like a game of whack-a-mole where every mole has a different reason to pop up! One can only wonder what the Canadian government must be feeling right now—like they just stepped into a wild episode of reality TV.
On the flip side, while Washington’s political scene heats up, surfers in New York are having their fun interrupted—by sharks! Yes, the waters are buzzing, and it seems the oceanic visitors are sending some surfers scrambling back to shore. Who knew summer would bring both political drama and aquatic adventures? So, what do you think—do these loyalty tests and tariff threats reflect a bigger trend of paranoia and unpredictability in politics? Let’s dive into those discussions!
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