From Dracula to Dinner: Woody Allen’s Wild Birthday Letter to Epstein

In a letter that certainly raises eyebrows, Woody Allen decided to get a bit theatrical for Jeffrey Epstein’s 63rd birthday by comparing his friend to Count Dracula. Allen’s letters are never mundane, but this one, where he dubs Epstein’s Manhattan townhouse “Castle Dracula,” takes the cake—or maybe the blood pudding, as it involves plenty of young women and “vampire females.” While some might see the humor in Allen’s darkly whimsical comments, it definitely brings a tainted twist to the idea of celebrating a birthday!

What really stands out about this correspondence is Allen’s reflections on his visits to Epstein’s lavish home, and how the hospitality seemed to evolve from awkward silences to buffet-style Chinese food served in abundance, courtesy of his wife, Soon-Yi Previn. It’s hilarious to imagine how that progression might have played out—the man who reportedly turned guests away empty-handed suddenly becomes the host with the most. Just goes to show, sometimes pressure from the spouse makes all the difference in the soirée vibe!

This letter now serves as more than just a quirky birthday note; it shines a light on the peculiarities of Allen and Epstein’s friendship and the complicated shadows looming over both their legacies. Amidst it all, one can’t help but wonder—what other strange aspects of their relationship might be lurking beneath the surface? Would you ever send a birthday letter like this, even for a friend with such a controversial reputation? Let’s hear your thoughts!

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