From Scandal to Sandcastles: Epstein’s Island Gets a Luxury Makeover!

In a twist that’s part reality show, part Island of Misfit Toys reunion, Jeffrey Epstein’s former Caribbean paradise, Little St. James, is getting a luxurious upgrade. Yep, you heard that right—what was once the backdrop for scandal is now the canvas for a 25-room resort. Billionaire Stephen Deckoff picked up the notorious island for a cool $60 million in 2022 and decided it’s time for some serious renovations. Maybe they’ll even host weekend yoga retreats to help everyone Zen their way past the island’s dark past!

As construction unfolds, the island’s features are coming to light, including two pools and a helipad—perfect for escaping the tropics in style! Epstein purchased the island for about $8 million back in the ‘90s, and now it’s transforming into a high-end getaway. The mansion has had more drama than a Hollywood film, but here’s to hoping its next chapter is less about headlines and more about hammocks.

Of course, the question lingers: can you really wash away an island’s treacherous history with a splash of paint and a side of luxury? Are you tempted to book a stay, or would a trip to a less notorious destination be more your style? Let’s hear it!

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